Post by mdenney on Jan 20, 2007 17:03:47 GMT -5
Indian Humor
Recently released recording of the FBI at SANTEE:
The neighbor:
"Hello...this the FBI?"
FBI:
"Yes, this is the FBI what do you want?"
The neighbor:
"I'm calling to report my neighbor JAMIE Two Teeth. He lives out near Highway 18, and he's hiding lots of marijuana inside his firewood. That's against the law...enit?"
FBI:
"Yes, thank you very much for the call, sir. We'll get right on it."
The next day, 5 FBI agents descend on JAMIE Two Teeth's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. After 2 hours they swore and cursed at JAMIE Two Teeth and left.
Shorty after, the phone rings at JAMIE Two Teeth's house, it's the neighbor, "Hey, JAMIE! Did the FBI come to your place?"
JAMIE:
"Yeah!"
The neighbor:
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
JAMIE:
"Yeah...like they wuz lookin' for sumpthin'."
The neighbor denney:
"Merry Christmas cousin!!"
Recently released recording of the FBI at SANTEE:
The neighbor:
"Hello...this the FBI?"
FBI:
"Yes, this is the FBI what do you want?"
The neighbor:
"I'm calling to report my neighbor JAMIE Two Teeth. He lives out near Highway 18, and he's hiding lots of marijuana inside his firewood. That's against the law...enit?"
FBI:
"Yes, thank you very much for the call, sir. We'll get right on it."
The next day, 5 FBI agents descend on JAMIE Two Teeth's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. After 2 hours they swore and cursed at JAMIE Two Teeth and left.
Shorty after, the phone rings at JAMIE Two Teeth's house, it's the neighbor, "Hey, JAMIE! Did the FBI come to your place?"
JAMIE:
"Yeah!"
The neighbor:
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
JAMIE:
"Yeah...like they wuz lookin' for sumpthin'."
The neighbor denney:
"Merry Christmas cousin!!"
